Everyone around here is running around in a candy corn flavored Oreo-fueled frenzy, so that can only mean one thing: Halloween is just around the corner. Meaning it’s time to start planning your costume.

But! You’re a designer. You’ve already got your Moonrise Kingdom character all picked out, you say. Not so fast my cardigan’d friends. We’ve come up with a series of ways to weave in your passion for arranging things neatly with your passion for buying wigs in bags at Party City.

Without further ado, the “160over90 Designer Spooktacular Costume-o-rama List of Ideas Thing”

THE SWISS GUY FROM HERBERT MATTER’S 1934 SWISS TOURISM POSTERS

You can add a certain something to this costume by singing the Nestle Alpine White Chocolate theme all night:

FL LIGATURE. GOOD FOR COUPLES, EVEN BETTER FOR A GROUP OF SEVEN PEOPLE GOING AS THE WORD “WAFFLES.”

WAFFLES!

“yum”

WHITE SPACE

(not a ghost. a white space. only choose this one if you like explaining things.)

AN INFOGRAPHIC

informative AND terrifying!

SEXY CUPCAKE SHOP IDENTITY

STREET ART

FAMOUS DESIGNER AND ILLUSTRATOR MIKEY BURTON

SEXY TRIANGLE

(hot)Well, that’s all for now. Next week maybe we’ll talk about the best fonts to use when carving a pumpkin, or something equally horrible/scary. Happy Halloween, everyone!