Now Seeking the Able
April 3, 2009 • 12:32 am • POSTED BY Jim Walls
ATTENTION! Those of stoudt heart and brain: A firm in Philadelphia, now known as One Sixty Over Ninety, is seeking men and gentle-women of good character to apply for a number of positions requiring good hands and an amenable disposition. OPPORTUNITIES EXIST for an experienced and clean-shaven DESIGNER OF GRAPHICS, who can manipulate pictures and is good with sketching. Must have at least three years of employ with a reputable company of like character. Also, all EXPERIENCED WRITERS OF MARKETING COPY are en-couraged to devote themselves to a position of senior status within the firm, showing ability to turn a phrase without the need for booze or gambling to provide inspiration. IN ADDITION, a CREATIVE DIRECTOR opening is in line for someone who can no longer ably accomplish the above (due to guile, backache, or rhumatism) but with the guff required to spur on those who can. (Must have own pistol.)
All interested parties must submit several quality samples in a Portable Document Format to:
Work foreman.
No. 1 S. Broad st.
Philadelphia, Pa.
or via electric mail at the following:
jobs@160over90.com
NO CHILDREN PLEASE
Another fitting image: http://www.lowe-impact.com/images/Outsiders.jpg
Is that photo of everybody? I see Bords and Beck, but where’s Ziggy?
how come this just popped up on talentzoo today?
Is that Daniel Day Lewis back there in the woods?
Oh, and I would like to audition for the role of Senior Copywriter that you fine creative folks
have a need for.
In past days, I did submit unto 160over90 an Electrical Gallery of finely-crafted Advertisements. Yet, I have not received a return Message via pony express or tin cans strung together. Alas, perhaps my Art and Craftsmanship was not deemed a proper addition to your hard-working Crew. Nevertheless, if you find yourself in Need of a Wordsmith not given to wanton Vices, please do send on an electronic telegraph to my Adding Machine’s electrical mailbox.