Ludacrisps

Do you believe in buried treasure? I didn’t either. Then yesterday on my walk home from work something on the ground caught my eye. A diamond? No. A shiny quarter? Nope. This item was a combination of two amazing forces – too good to be true. In fact, when I picked it up I expected to be on the receiving end of an April Fool’s joke. But after examining this item, and realizing that my hand was not in fact covered in dog feces, I found that I was in possession of something miraculous.

This item was a bag of Rap Snacks. A .875oz., 25-cent bag of ‘Bar-b-quin with my Honey’ Flavored Chips. Rap Snacks combines the image of hip-hop artists with the salty deliciousness (the BBQ have 200 mg of sodium per serving) of a variety of potato chip flavors. But the most amazing thing about Rap Snacks is the seemingly incongruous relationship between the artist endorsing the snack, the name of the chip and the messaging that appears on the bag. For example:

Murphy Lee
Pimp Education
Red Hot Riplets

Dirt McGirt
Think Responsibly
Sour Cream & Onion


Stat Quo
Pursue Your College Degree
Sour Cream & Cheddar



Baby
Stay Away From Guns
Bar-B-Quin’ with my Honey

Pretty Willie
Love Your Neighbor
Salsa Cheese

I would have loved to have been part of the discussion where they came up with these groupings. I wonder which groupings didn’t make the cut? Or could you imagine being on the conference call where they contacted Murphy Lee and asked “How do yo feel about Red Hot Riplets?”

Rap Snacks – you are my wildest marketing dream.

7 Responses to “Ludacrisps”

  1. This is SO great!

  2. Tereze K, says:

    Okay… wait… really? Wow.

  3. brendan quinn says:

    Rap Snacks have been around for a surprisingly long time. When I lived in Roxborough a few years ago, they were one of the neighborhood kids’ favorite source of litter — trailing only grape Hugs and empty Blunt boxes.

  4. Ryan says:

    Yes, Rap Snacks are great, but I prefer Homegirls. http://bit.ly/b7u8zl

  5. LB says:

    OMG, classic. I’m almost 31, and we ate these when I was in 8th or 9th grade. I haven’t seen them in ages and figured they’d gone out of business. Turns out Master P’s son Lil’ Romeo now owns the company. If I remember correctly, there was always a “inspirational message” on the bag, and they always had some “hip” name for the flavor, but the featured artists always changed.

  6. These are magnificent, I wonder if they can be found in NJ.

  7. stephen penning says:

    Check out the Warren G bag: http://tinyurl.com/yabtlkr

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