We’re Hiring: Designer Hands (among other positions)
September 7, 2010 • 11:24 am • POSTED BY brendan quinn
Do you have opposable thumbs? Can you lift a 24 by 38 inch sheet of 100 pound text stock? Do your jeans frequently cut off circulation to parts of your legs?
Then we may have the job for you.
160over90 is looking for a talented, passionate, experienced poster holder–also known as “Designer Hands”–that will help lift (har har!) our designs to the next level.
YOU HAVE:
- 1-3 years experience being photographed holding real (or fake) work
- Well-manicured hands (no Limp Bizkit tattoos and/or flipper hands)
- A robust inventory of American Apparel hoodies
- No known allergies to inks or spot-varnishes
- No double chins (lower portion of jawline occasionally appears in our work)
- A mastery of both the two-fingered and four-fingered grip (knowledge of Swiss cross-clasp grasp a bonus)
WE HAVE:
- A group of talented creative professionals
- A robust 401(k) plan
- Competitive health-care coverage
- A shitload of stuff to mock up
Salary commensurate with experience.
If you have more talent than that (and we hope you do), we also need to fill key positions like a Creative Director, Senior Graphic Designer, Senior Copywriter, Interactive Designer and Production Artist. Visit our Job Board to apply here: 160over90 JOB BOARD. (seriously, we have a ton of stuff to mock up cause we’re up to our eyeballs in work. Apply now!).
When reading this post, two things come to mind.
Thing #1: George Costanza’s stint as a luxury hand model.
Thing #2: No double chins? You can’t win anymore. Tyra Banks is obviously trying her best to bring the chunk back to mainstream America on ANTM, so I should expect the same from 160 over 90.
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No double chins (lower portion of jawline occasionally appears in our work) <<< this just dropped the pool of potential applicants down significantly! LOL
What are your feelings on nail-biters?
I have fantastic hands! I’m down for being up and holding things!
Interview me! I have awesome traits!
e.g…..
I like sharing weird or interesting articles:
http://bit.ly/GoogleStreetLifelessGirl
http://bit.ly/NewSolarSystemDiscovered
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Can Help find music for anyone’s taste:
http://bit.ly/FlyblackboxMusicPlaylist
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Love to do cool things in Philly:
http://bit.ly/ImetPhillySwain
http://bit.ly/MadDecentBlockParty
http://bit.ly/MakingTimeWithDelorean
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Want to spread knowledge about net neutrality:
http://bit.ly/WhyDoesNetNeutralityMatter
http://bit.ly/HelpSaveTheInternet
http://bit.ly/PrioritizedBandwidthSux
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I save every funny picture I come across on the internet and share most of them here:
http://bit.ly/MyFunnyPics
Also,
More and More People want to advertise online everyday:
http://bit.ly/OnlineAdSpendingContinuesToGrow
http://bit.ly/WithOnlyMoreTraditionalBudgetsToCannibalize
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I’m tracking analytic data to see if you actually follow these links:
http://bit.ly/HowManyPeopleClickThese
and,
finally,
hell yeah…
http://bit.ly/HellYeahWMV
I have the least doubly chinned, tightest pants in Williamsburg, wishing to relocate to Philly, 3+ years experienced Graphic Designer for you (with no limp bizkit tattoos). Sending him your way; treat him right 160. He will do well by you.
xoxo, b.