“DIDJA HEAR” WITH 160OVER90 GOSSIP COLUMNIST PARK HILTON

July 20, 2011 • 2:52 pm • POSTED BY Kyle Arango

 

Keeping the rumor mill cranking, Park Hilton is spreading the latest news, gossip, tweets and things randomly shouted out. Here’s what’s currently going around at 160over90:

According to copywriting intern Thomas O’Brien, “[Executive Creative Director] Jim Walls was once a member of the early ‘90s rock band Blues Traveler. Or maybe it was Hootie and the Blowfish. Wait, which one sang ‘Mambo No. 5’?”

Doubts are still swirling about the existence of Designer and Canadian Justin LaFontaine’s Canadian girlfriend.

Still no word on the reason why recent Notre Dame grad and Designer Bobby McKenna only uses the stall.

Due to the recent heat wave, some are describing that Sansom Street’s scent is changing from wizz and whiz to dead raccoon stuffed with ricotta cheese.

The heat wave is also causing some to speculate that the 100º+ temperatures will finally reveal that New York Festivals winner and Creative Director Tammo Walter (AKA: The T-1000) is actually made of liquid metal.

Designer Daniel Blackman’s “beachbody” being described as more like “a large body of water.”

Working on a project for Miele vacuums, ECD Jim Walls and Account Supervisor Dan Giroux spent yesterday afternoon visiting different appliance retailers, to which they responded, “What? There is nothing weird about two guys vacuum shopping.”